Hello lovelies. I miss this place. If you are not friended to me on Facebook and do not yet know of my burlesque persona, please go friend me. I am Red Zorah. Burlesque has changed my life. Really. I am in love with being 40, and there is so much going on.

Bulleted For Her Pleasure:

1) I live with my girlfriend, one Jill Malone. She is a ( Read more... )

My year was brutal, to be honest. Absolutely soul-scrapingly rough. But in the end here are six major breakthroughs that never would have happened if I did not live right here, right now and right as I can:

1. My Little Yellow House in the Hoody of the Weird has not yet outstripped my skills as a homeowner (pause here to knock on wood. Did ( Read more... )

On keryx's LJ she brought up rules of attraction, or rules for dating. I posted the following ( Read more... )

No calls returned from the number attached to the chip so....


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++++++++++ Got offered full tuition scholarship for drug & alcohol counseling program on FRIDAY because I am QUEER, CHARMING and can talk people into ANYTHING. Department head & I chatted for 45 minutes and he suddenly pops out with "Hey, I have a slot open for an underrepresented minority, d'ya want it?" Which rules cause I had determined not ( Read more... )

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The Kid is coming home today after a week away (though I think he stays at M.'s and goes to skool tomorrow)!

Ash and I miss him a lot. I went through a box of his art from when he was little yesterday and I found this poem by him:

A strong arm Mary
was shaking Life
And armored Power
she wore

The Kid, age 7

The Kid just called me from Helena, MT to tell me he bought me a banjo ( Read more... )

The Kid just unearthed my B.A.D. cd for dishes-doing accompaniment......

I did something right.

Harry Potter release party at local independent bookstore tomorrow night ( Read more... )